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The hot chocolate will be ready soon. If all you ever look for is the float with Miss America on it, then the whole parade is going to pass you by. Rachel Crawford: Well, I'm planning dinner for a very, very special friend. Stefan Urkelle: [Fed up with Carl Urkel annoying him constantly] That's it, go home! Don't they teach Black History at your school? They help move along our sentences. [Goes to feel his head]. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Then, you'll need a wide-angle lense. Maxine Johnson: Yeah and poor you, you gonna miss your prom. Carl Otis Winslow: Like that. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I got one of those once, did you know the sidewalk isn't a passing lane? Steve Urkel: Yes! Ms. Steuben: All right, class. I just wish it would all go away, Daddy. We all stand nice and quiet until Gramps and Granny make it legal. You're setting a bad example for the kids. Maxine Johnson: Was there a line to get your pictures taken when you guys walked in? Steve Urkel: Why, sure! Steve Urkel: Well, actually, this is Eddie's story. Remember last year when she bought that date with the retired underwear model. Harriette Winslow: [Waldo crashes his snowmobile in the Winslows' living room] Waldo? Stefan and Myra of left stunned]. All the doo da day. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: He must've been dangerous. Anywhere away from my Laura. In the latter half of Family Matters, Steve started staying with the Winslows as his parents didn't want him around. I love you more than life itself. [Eddie has just realized his mistake in standing his father for the chance to go out on his date with a girl that he likes]. I only got the date wrong on one flyer. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'm not dreaming anymore. No one's ever called you 'shrimp'. Pick a general observation about her personality. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why? This is my mother. If you cut me, do I not cough? Now hit the sack. You're taking me out for dinner at Chez Josephine's. I'm on duty? Second, no one must ever know about this "non-date". Laura: Girl, have you ever seen the hair salon so crowded? For that matter why isn't everybody? [Carl steps in the chamber and Stefan starts it up]. "If I were a stop light I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.". Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Weasel, you are the last person who should be giving me advice about girls. Like a moth to a flame. then removes his hand]. If you have something to say, just spit it out. Steve Urkel: What? Steven Quincy Urkel is a fictional character on the American ABC/CBS sitcom Family Matters, portrayed by Jaleel White. Whatever Happened To Steve Urkel From Family Matters? - MSN In the 1991 episode, Steve Urkel was the cousin of D.J.'s friend Julie (Tasha Scott), who gives Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) some valuable advice, after learning that she has to wear reading . Carl Otis Winslow: No. Laura: Steve, I know it's a lot to ask, but I'd really appreciate it if you'd tutor Todd. Willie Fuffner: But he wasn't, so chill out ok. Laura Lee Winslow: You just don't get it, do you. You know that in Kenya, "Urkel" means "a benign cyst on the foreleg of a wildebeest"? Steve Urkel: Oh no! Carl Otis Winslow: No. You're so beautiful, you take their breath away. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Willie Makeit? [laughs]. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: That stinks. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: The party doesn't start until 9 and my curfew's at 10. I had 8 shots of Espresso, a 6-pack of Jolt Cola, and a large bowl of Froot Loops with extra sugar. 4 Mar. I felt like I was one with the Bee-Oh-Sphere. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: The Snooze Juice. Alright. Steve Urkel: Thanks. Carl Otis Winslow: Two stalks of broccoli and three pieces of asparagus? He did for suspenders in the 1990s what Robin Williams' Mork from "Ork" did in the 1980s - he made them cool. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward Arthur Winslow, son I'm ashamed of you. Chain: It occurs to me that you could be wired. Oh my God! Carl: Rachel, Carl was my great grandfather's name and there is no way that I'm gonna change it. I don't know what to say. Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah. I'll be in all the videos. Steve Urkel: I have to tell you, Mr. Winslow. Well, that's gonna stop right now! Carl Otis Winslow: You know you were rude to that guy, Harriette. Some of our pickup lines are just for laughs. Richie Crawford: We're going to play with these toys for 30 days and return them, like Uncle Carl's going to do with his peanut helmet. The truth is you deserve a kiss. Carl: Maybe you can even resurrect your band. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey sweetheart, how about some pie? Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I was steamed, I didn't want to do something I'll regret. I won't be able to take you to the prom. Can you believe that? I think I'm gonna have to fire Waldo, Steve. Wha? Laura Lee Winslow: What you did for me tonight was really special. Stupid? It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work. Carl Otis Winslow: March 24th, Raoul's houseboat is beautiful. Steve Urkel: You teach us more than just things out of a textbook. Rachel Crawford: Well, Steve, I am your boss. Steve Urkel: Come on everybody, let's ooh the durkel! Harriette Winslow: [Opens the candy box] Candy missing. Rachel Crawford: Yeah do you want to be buried or cremated? Carl: Oh, you heard me, don't ever come back. Take out the trash Edward, "Tomorrow Dad!" Steve Urkel: Yeah, but now I have an excuse. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Bright side? Harriette Winslow: [enters the house and sees Curtis] Hi. Carl Otis Winslow: Now honey, it's really ok Harriette Winslow: No it's not ok, Carl. Steve Urkel: No, it's not okay! This semester we're Steven, you'd better get going. Steve Urkel: And I'm Steve Urkel! Harriette Winslow: Carl, calm down, it's not the school's fault. Nobody threatens my woman! Harriette Winslow: Are your parents happy with the new you? You can do it! Family Matters Quotes "Will you marry me for just one night?" 7. Carl's first word was Donut. I've got the STD, all I need is U." 3. Rachel Crawford: Well at least we know where it is. Laura Lee Winslow: Sure. Earlier Urkel's Funny Moments - YouTube Where do I sign? Steve Urkel: Did I mention my dad knows Wayne Newton? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful. Carl Otis Winslow: Come on, Harriette! Carl Otis Winslow: [after picking up Eddie who was arrested for gambling] Edward, stop looking around for Steve, he's at his own home having this same conversation with his parents. You had two whole days to forget where it was. I was in a high-speed car chase and ran out of gas. And to top it all off you gave me an old card that I already have. There's lots of reasons why I don't love you. Overall, Steve's good intentions trump his flaws and give the audience a plethora of laughs every time he comes onscreen and says, "Did I do that?" Without Steve Urkel, Family Matters would have been overlooked as just another TGIF Friday night comedy show. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [to Carl] I know you're stubborn as a mule but you don't have to act like a jackass! Not when it's swirling around a porcelain tank. You know, Harriette, It's the thought that counts. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I just feel so helpless! [picks up a single serving container of gross looking food in the cafeteria]. Estelle Winslow: Carl! Harriette Winslow: These flowers are not fresh. Steve Urkel: We met once. You know you'll never reach it, but you have to keep trying. Laura: We're not going anywhere. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: All right. The nuptuals have developed a slight snafu. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them! Eddie: Isn't there somebody else you could annoy? Steve Urkel: Well, because it's different. Laura Lee Winslow: I'm not sure what day is this? So they picked up all our stuff and moved us. It's a cool chamber. Harriette Winslow: And you agree with me? Steve Urkel: Oh, nothing. YOU'RE WHERE? 1. Cassie Lynn: Well, we just got some really hot photos of you being romanced by the Prince of Passion here. Laura: Don't argue. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Way to go Carl! Laura: This is just a model, right? [Comes out and fights Willie as the students cheer for a fight between Urkel and Fuffner], [Waldo and Wille has just gotten out of class to trash Urkel's locker]. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl hasn't moved that fast since he chased a doughnut down hill. [Faces Eddie] Look at him, charming, handsome, popular. Would you reward me with a kiss? Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. Myra Monkhouse: Eddie, Waldo? [takes note and crumbles it, Laura slams locker door, revealing the word 'N*gger' spray painted on it]. Wa chee! Uh, we're, uh, playin' hide and seek! Get down from there! "You're like Pringles; once I pop you, I can't stop you." 6. Harriette Winslow: Yeah. Carl Otis Winslow: Well is she still crying? [after Carl as defeated Turbo with ease, Harriette runs up to him with her purse]. Harriette Winslow: So Oona how are things in Altoona? Harriette Winslow: Abrasive? Steve Urkel: [reading] "No mouth breathing, no snorting, no drooling". Steve Urkel: Yeah, and then if you sneeze why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb in a cantaloupe. [Comes in the lving room with Mother Winslow as Eddie is taking his frustrations out on his sack of dirty laundry because Carl has just taken Waldo to the Chicago Bulls game instead of him]. Stefan Urkelle: It's not just a transformation chamber. Steve Urkel: This page is in Korean. Hey, wait a minute. Willie Fuffner: I don't know what you're talking about, officer. "Clean up your room, Edward." Steve could've been killed. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Laura: Dad, you're exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. I want to know why my instructions were not followed. Steve Urkel: You yelled at me and you called me a butthead! Steve Urkel: I bought two tickets to a concert that Laura wants to go to and offered to take her as my, get this, date! Family Matters: Steve Urkel's 10 Greatest Inventions, Ranked - CBR Carl: I am not. When I said my feelings for you might change, I was lying. 12. r/Unexpected. That one friend who says going to gym will solve everything. Stefan Urquelle: You can take a bus or an airplane. Laura: Steve, you like this kind of music? "Take out the trash, Edward." Harriette Winslow: Carl Winslow, this is the most insensitive, unromantic gift I have ever received. And I don't get many calls! I'll grab my stuff and I'll be out of here tomorrow. Waldo: I got close once. "Pass the salt, Edward." Rachel Crawford: Exactly what were Eddie's instructions? Harriette Winslow: Mother Winslow, take all the toddlers up to your room. Carl Otis Winslow: I do not and keep your voice down the neighbors might hear you. Harriette Winslow: She says OGD's a great kid, but he hasn't had it easy in his life. Carl Otis Winslow: Well sweetheart, if you feel that strongly about it, maybe you should do something about it. What do you get when you multiply a negative by a negative? The valet gave me a tip. To be quite frank I was embarrassed and so were all the other customers. And, my God, look what you've done to Waldo. Dadadadada! Carl: Typical. Let's keep this one! Laura Lee Winslow: Aunt Rachel, take little Richie, the Murphy twins are giving each other haircuts in the backyard! Stefan Urkelle: Well, it could be a few days, or weeks, or [Steve voice] any minute now! My head pops out! Larry Csonka: Yes, spread the word. Steve Urkel: Uh-oh, Mr.Frostbite. I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Allison, is that true? Steve Urkel: Why, to make everyone think that the woman I love actually loves me back? Every time I'm around them, my mind goes blank. Carl: I can't tell him I don't remember him! Carl: 3, 2, 1 1, 2, 3 What the heck is bothering me? Steve Urkel: [dropping his bowling ball and hyperventilating]. Steve Urkel: Edward this stuff's been hawked. Let me tell you something though Weasel. No. Mont gio sam eea!". He just told you to get lost. You're standing on my finger! Laura: So do you Max, guess what, Steve rented us a limo. My doctor slapped the wrong end. Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! Eddie: I don't see what getting beat up is gonna prove. A bee to a blossom. Rachel Crawford: Thanks Steve. Harriette Winslow: Mr. Niedermeyer, the only thing that's gonna go by is you. Eddie has lied . We're having big fun here. Someday, I'll thank myself for this. You think it's funny to spike somebody's punch and watch them act like a fool. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I'm flat broke, dad. Sorry I'm late, but I got my tongue stuck in the printing press. What bright side, Weasel?
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